Maid of Honour
Before I start I would like to say that Madonna you look absolutely
stunning, Erik, well you just look stunned.
For those of you know don’t know me my name is Rhonda and for those of you who do, I’ll have the usual, just put the bottle next to my purse.
When Madonna first asked me to be her
ring type I was trying to think of ways of getting out of it, but have any of you tried saying no to Madonna.
Then I thought what could I talk about, like all self
respecting 30
something year old, I did research and came up with some sayings that I would like to share with you,
Now
Some say that
marriage begins when you sink into his arms and ends up with your arms in his sink.
Others would say that when a man holds a
woman’s hand before
marriage, its
marriage it is self-defence.
And
They say that before
marriage a man will lay awake thinking about
something you said, after
marriage he’ll fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
Now, I’m sure that there are some of you out there that can relate to that.
Before I finish, I would like to offer my own advice for a happy and successful
marriage, now just because I’m not
married or never have been it doesn’t mean to say I am now not an expert on it.
Erik,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, whenever you right, shut up.
The
best way to remember an
anniversary is to forget it just once.
Set the ground rules first and then do everything Madonna says.
Road maps are a good thing.
Never forget the two most important saying, you’re right dear and okay buy it.
Never be afraid that Madonna will leave you, she has spent years training you and she won’t give that up lightly.
And
Woman do really need a pair of
shoes for every outfit.
So on that note before I get into any trouble, I’ll propose the toast.
To Madonna and Erik
A
wedding day will be remembered
For all the joy it b
rings
A day of
love and happiness
Of
rings
A day of new beginnings
Learning what
love truly means
Your
wedding day is just the start
Of many hopes and
dreams.
To Madonna and Erik
